蓝莓果酱瓶　　2. 中国一家餐馆的菜单上有这道菜：grilled sexual harassment烧烤的性骚扰。(咸猪手?猪蹄?)

　　Meanwhile, another China restaurant has “grilled sexual harassment” on its menu。

　　3. 马德里的一家餐馆的菜单里同样也有这样的一道菜：律师身上的泡沫

　　Which would go nicely with the “Lawyer Foam” that appeared on a menu in Madrid。

　　旅馆篇

　　Hotel howlers.。.

　　当你入住后一切并不会安定下来。

　　And things don’t get much better after you check in.。.

　　1. 法国一家旅馆的卫生间里有这样一个警告标语：Do not throw kidney in the toilet(不要把你的肾扔到卫生间里)。那能扔我的肝么。

　　A sign in a hotel bathroom in France warns guests: “Do not throw kidney in the toilet。” Does that mean a liver is allowed?

　　2. 哈萨克斯坦的一家旅馆似乎不能好好玩耍了，他们的旅馆里有这样的标语：There is a bowel (bowl?)of fruit in each room(每个房间里都有水果的肠子)。

　　While this sign in Kazakhstan certainly isn’t going to encourage us to get our five a day: “There is a bowel of fruit in each room。” Yum。